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I’m worried that might create a second one. Can he fuck off and die, instead? I’ve been waiting for the McDonald’s to do its job already.

I am not throwin’ away my pot! 🎵

I dunno, this seemed accurate to me - not because millennials don’t want to go to therapy, but because they can’t afford to.

This would be hilarious if it were a joke. As reality, this is just horrific. Seems about right for the current timeline. :(

I’m sorry, did you say “too much” of those gorgeous toppings? No such thing. That looks so yummy that I’m 95% sure I’d unintentionally eat myself into a food coma.

Unless you’re a Real Man™; a Real Man™ would stick his dick in first, to show dominance.

As another US person, I don’t think you have anything for which you should apologize. Everyone, everywhere, should be angry about what the US is doing - internally and externally. I would never think it’s wrong to say “I wish Nazi Germany had imploded before it became WWII and mass murder”; Nazi US is no different.

It’s terrifying to be here but I don’t think anyone should be quiet about how awful this is.

Hugs to you, friend. I hope we all come out of this okay.