You just gotta be rich ass to participate in government.

We miss you Anthony!

Very similar situation.

They look a little on the big side.

Holy shiscabob! That’s OSHA’s touch safe temp limit!

Heaven called and said:

Nah! You can keep that guy!

Hell said the same.

Both are total assholes I guess.

If you count pores its a big job.

I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?

Well hello there Mr. tree!

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Allow fox news anchors really hard? Sure! Done!

When I was in grade school I used to walk thru the alleys just to get the discarded porno mags exclusively to carefully read the articles later under my bed sheets. I graduated from college and are married and got kids. I think I’m OK mentally. But when am I supposed to be a lost soul? I gotta prepare for that. Probably need to lose a few tens of pounds.

In Cancun you can find real us politici…Michael Rubio and kick him in the nutsack. I assume that’s a thing people do right after the yearly, totally not climate change related, Texas floods.

But he kicked out low pay workers and prices up food and material. Shouldn’t that make home prices come back down?

As an example, remember how Elon got to Mars? Or how he’s selling so many monster trucks?

Another example, put sugar in your lawnmower’s tank. That should help you mow quicker!

Need to bike up a hill? Why not toss a big wrench between the spokes?

Holes on the air plane wings to fly faster?

The guy seems very proactive. 11 people? Where they sleeping? Maybe they’re all waiting in line and the guy jumped on a rolling cart. Then with a swift arcade style motion of the arm…stabby stab stab!..11 people stabbed.

Wouldn’t each person scream like a deranged goat? So you would hear an incoming cart (at which point I would turn around to see) then aaah! Eeeh! Ouch! Whataaaah! Jada Jada Jada… You’re screaming.

She should be using Linux instead.

Time to order all your dildos, KY, condoms, swings, and penis pumps for life before those things get banned. Sure they’ll come back one day, but do you have time to wait for that?

It comes with a free tooth brush and paste dispenser next to the mirror controls. What a great idea!

That’s exactly what I was thinking! As soon as she’s out its open season for those who would like things to remain unsaid. Probably.

So she’s the most powerful man in the world by knowing stuff about the orange one she’s practically above the law. It may be possible that she’s also a Schrödinger person, both dead and alive but mostly alive soon to be dead. Once She’s out of public view and jail “protection”, she could have all sorts of unfortunate accidents like three shots to the head while falling from a fifth floor. It could be a broken neck before “jumping” off a perfectly good plane. Propane unscheduled disassembly of her car even though its a Prius. Things like that.