If you’re interested in cruising (with ships, not the other kind), there’s cruisemapper.com.

I used to take a 30 min bath to ease my dermatitis.

This is exactly how I see those celebrity magazines.

Everybody knows that, if it’s your birthday cake, it doesn’t have calories.

If you did, it would probably be in mandarin. At least that’s what happened when my Android tablet went to shit.