Tell your coworkers to start plopping on the toilet. Won’t last 3 days

Cartels been killing judges and politicians for decades. They don’t do it in the USA because they don’t want that type of heat on them. If the US invades, I’m sure they’ll start.

I’m hoping for a heart attack while he tries to shit his famous toilet clogging shits.

I’ll think of something i need to look up, but opening my browser, with 25 tabs open that ill definitely get to, and seeing my last search just drives my thought away. I’ll see that they do sell beans in 50lbs bags and just pop… like I’m floating in space and they’re nothing I can do. What did I want to search? What was before beans?!

Yeah, I’m not sure, but more than likely all of central and south America

STOP THE COUNT!!! COMMUNISTS RIGGED THE ELECTION. I’ve declared a state of emergency and putting myself as head of New York city

That documentary was crazy. When they tested models and it kept crushing before meeting depth, all he would say was it will work at full size. At the end he was surrounded by either yes men or ppl fresh out of uni. That test where it was just Rush going down and it was constant popping. You can hear him getting more and more scared. When he aborted early, he said it was on purpose to mark the dive. He knew he was full of shit, but his ego wouldn’t allow him to say he was wrong.

I’ve been fucking myself since like 11.

I go with beans. You get carbs and nutrients.

It’s like 5 calories of broccoli with all those nutrients, but like 350 of basically empty carbs.

Grandma married at 16, they eloped and Gpa was 19. First Kid at 17. Gdaughter at 36( Gma had her last kid at 35), GGdaughter at 57. And I believe GGGson at 74. Which I’m pretty sure is far enough removed that they’re no longer family. We had a huge celebration for their 65 year anniversary. We counted the sign in and it was 120ish kids not counting the aunts and uncles. It was weird to me having my friends picked up from school by their dads when I was sure it was their grandpas. Meanwhile my youngest aunt and oldest cousin where basically sisters growing up.

I’ve been recommended this book twice. Guess I should get on it.

I remember watching an old 50s info film, I can’t find it, where the army had an asbestos burning contest. I can’t remember exactly why they were doing it, but it had to be done and they decided to make it a whole thing. People stood right next to the burning barrels stirring occasionally , faces full of soot and what looked about 50 soldiers sitting around cheering. I’m sure they didn’t make it to 50.

Clap, clap, clap, clap “deep in the heart of Texas”

So the epstein files that you said you would release,

that were ALL going to be release,

But maybe not all of it.

the list of people you didn’t really know,

but there was no epstein list,

the epstein list that is a Democratic hoax,

the list that didn’t have your name in it,

but now has been planted.

Yes, that list.

Yeah, didn’t he claim he brokered a peace deal and with hours there was another attack.

Me coming after doing some gardening and drenched in sweat:

It had been so long since I’d seen his real face that I didn’t know how it actually looked like anymore. I saw a clip of him a few days ago and thought ‘oh, they aren’t changing it that much’

I looked up a 20 inch box fan on Amazon and it was rated for 67 watts. I ran it almost 24 hrs a day(kids loved to mess with it) and didn’t notice it on my bill.

I got MERV 13 filters to help with my kids allergies. Inside the house, perfectly fine, but once outside it’s sneezing and runny noses. It’s amazing.