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3 days agoBuy or make L.reuteri yoghurt or supplement pill. I’m treating my acid reflux with it. Its truly remarkable how good it makes your tummy and butt exit door feel.
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141·3 days agoHow about a n NBC sitcom about a Republican racist asshole who moves to Seattle and makes a ton of friends only to find out they are all gay at the nude bike riding parade?
31·3 days agoWho was the last ruzzian asshole president to be tossed into a volcano? Yes it could be accidental and from the 5th floor so long as the body enters the lava.
Shit is that my computer’s rear end? I haven’t looked in there for years! There could be intelligent rats back there pretending to be AI.
31·3 days agoCan I still use visa or MasterCard on a dildo? And can I pay for it in cash… Dollars? Is my money accepted at the local adult bookstore?
Dumpster diving again there bud? …baker tosses in another batch of ever expanding stuff.
2·3 days agoWasn’t there a third knob for more channels? I remember having an old green screen that had a double knob on it for that. I don’t remember the number of channels possible though.
Same here, I forgot about that. That’s right, you can go to channel, 2, 6, 12. Everything else was static…which you could watch if you want to.
Ever since I removed my car’s flat tires things move so much faster. Specially other cars! Once flat, tires are just not good for your car. Get rid of them and you’ll be a happier person.
This is AI trying to figure out who the old fucks are. I remember watching these bears in black and white TV. You had to wait a few seconds for the vacuum tubes to heat up. If you didn’t like it you could clack clack the top knob to one of 13 different channels.
I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:
What is this central Asia plant because nothing grows under the swing set.
5·4 days agoThose aliens have incredibly fast ships. It doesn’t matter how fast you turn your gaze, they’re one step ahead.
What could a shower be without a tampoon to the moon?
Brilliant marketing campaign!
Fine. I haven’t watched a single Olympic piece of shit athletic game? in like 20 years. Go ahead, ask me…who won gold for swimming in the pool like 3 or 4 times back and forth like a stupid mofo? Don’t know! Who gives a single australian cluster flying fuch? I don’t. I go swimming instead of watching swimming.
Hopefully at least it was an open casket type of accident?