That’s 86.61 freedom inches for our American friends

I mean, I like Keith David as much as anybody else, but the president’s character does not deserve its own fucking spinoff

I want you to put a 32-bit buffer into people’s brains so that when they’re attempting to do evil, when they cross the threshold, it automatically buffer overflows back onto the good side.

I want it to be like, “I was going to rape and murder this school bus full of children, but instead I made them cupcakes”.

Has death considered a GoFundMe, or maybe streaming on Twitch?