

Its cheaper just to find a fleabag lawyer to talk to the prosecutor. They can get the points removed and change the offense to something like a broken muffler ticket. You still pay the fine, sometimes a little less, but it doent put points on your record and the insurance company won’t raise your rates.
Source: have done it several times. Costs between $200-300 for lawyer which is far less than the cumulative cost of insurance increases over time.
I don’t understand the appeal of separate beds at all. Wife grabs me like I’m trying to escape and locks on tight. Jetpacking I believe the kids call it?
She grabs on then gets real hot, I tell her shes cooking me and then she says I’m the one making us sweaty.
Then she rolls off, I come up behind her and start the hotdog and bun show. Lift a cheek, insert hot dog. Sometimes she swats me off, sometimes she pushes back and there is a lazy butt-facing shag. Those are great.
Then there are the side snugs, or she will sleep on my chest for a while.
No idea why people sleep separately. Snugs are awesome.