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Cake day: June 7th, 2025

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  • I don’t understand the appeal of separate beds at all. Wife grabs me like I’m trying to escape and locks on tight. Jetpacking I believe the kids call it?

    She grabs on then gets real hot, I tell her shes cooking me and then she says I’m the one making us sweaty.

    Then she rolls off, I come up behind her and start the hotdog and bun show. Lift a cheek, insert hot dog. Sometimes she swats me off, sometimes she pushes back and there is a lazy butt-facing shag. Those are great.

    Then there are the side snugs, or she will sleep on my chest for a while.

    No idea why people sleep separately. Snugs are awesome.









  • Take a group of people who grew up without the need for any technical skills, put them in a car that is wildly complex and this is what you get.

    I’m no fan of overcomplicated stuff, but if you own something like this, it is your problem to educate yourself on how it works and how to deal with issues and failures or get used to being bent over any time you have to pay an adult to rescue you.

    Also, I don’t own a Tesla, but I looked it up and there should be multiple warnings on the display about a failing 12v battery as well as messages via the app. I’m going to guess that they were ignored in this case.

    Of course, the owner “still loves the car!” to further drive home the fact that he’s a moron.