“That’s my secret. I’m always hungry.”

Carpets are expensive though.

Unpaid. The secret is they want you to do unpaid work. It’s bullshit.

Humans are nowhere near 90% water.

Humans are nowhere near 99% water.

Still better than my autocorrected sign off

Kind retards

crazi_man

Yup

I’m glad you feel that the emotional state of men is better support. Genuinely pleased if your social circle/work/community/family are like this. But this is certainly not standard and certainly not “the complete opposite”.

Clearly a candidate for sainthood.

Saw a comment saying the ID process accepts any ol’ ID sample pic you find from a quick image search online.

Hot take: men’s barbers should have jurisdiction over all these areas as routine grooming.

I found them guys:

“Report a bug”

The bottom panel should say “action/sound effects”.

You guys are still seeing commercials?

Yes, it is dark but that’s the artist’s choice of colour palette to make it greyscale. I find it is easily visible on my screen. You might need to turn the brightness up to help you see it better.

I’m really happy that this is not relevant to me.

… because I don’t use Windows. I wish it was also because I managed to get rid of WhatsApp from my life.

It’s fine to hate popular things, but don’t ruin other people’s fun.

Also: don’t drunk drive.

The most important office skill was taught by George Costanza: look angry and people will think you’re busy working hard.

Do you read them?