At least you won’t catch jerpes

At seven I was smoking in the fields behind our neighborhood.

[insert Crocodile Dundee quote about a knife]

I definitely have scissors larger than 4"

Yeah I know turn it off and on again. I know to check and reseat connections. I know other hardware checks and eliminating variables like unnecessary hardware or software incompatibilities. I know how to Google. If I’m calling IT support it’s not something I can fix without their admin permissions. It might be simple for them or it could be hell on earth but at least I probably didn’t cause the problem.

Eat some cake for me!

Best I can do is a six hour holiday twice a quarter.

Some say he’s even four feet longer today.

Dems are at least as authoritarian as Repubs. It’s only not “fascism” because they’re suppodly left. I’m anti authoritarian and I’m dreading seeing how Dems build on Trump’s precedents. They’re just going to go even harder.

I’m becoming more apathetic. You’re choosing between two evils. The lesser evil lives in the realm of myth these days.

Investor: Can the wheel be made into a subscription service?

I’d like to be paid to hike trails please. Preferably in the western US. What should I study?