don
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When I pause my rpg (DQ3 2DHD, which doesn’t have a standard pause screen) to go do something, and I’ve left my group in front of a item vendor, so in the game, they’re just standing there for 30 minutes awkwardly in front of the vendor.
“Player just walk away from the console?”
“Sigh, yeah, asshole does it all the time. We’re just lucky we’re in town this time.”
“Fucking hell, player must’ve left you in some bad places, I’d imagine.”
“Side of a mountain once. For two fucking hours, in the middle of the night, in these clothes. That silk robe the priestess is wearing doesn’t do shit for mountain-side nighttime temperatures, goddammit! … Oh thank fuck, they’re back. See you later, potion seller.”
~(I’m the captain of the USS Callister, btw.)~
This is tiktok after all, so yes, they fully believe they’re the very first to discover agriculture, and no, no one else has yet. It’s so cool to be them, according to them.
Okay, sure, but how many quectoseconds are in one year? Fully expressed, no SI, thanks.
26·2 days agoThey do love them some pedophilia, don’t forget.
Same. In fact, streaks tend to anger me because it feels like manipulation to me, which disincentivizes me from doing anything streak-related. I’m not rushing out to the supermarket just bc my points are about to expire, and I’m sure af not paying a subscription kits so they don’t expire.
11·2 days agoBy all means!
If you can find his bones, I’ll ask them, but you should know that doing so says a lot more about you than it does me.
CEOs: wftlolnope bro we doin live neurosurgery with this bitch tomorrow!
1·2 days agoHuman kettlebell here, them squigglies shore is purdy!
Ubisoft can floss its intestines with rusty razor wire coated with fresh sewage.
If there was someone who took it upon themselves to luigi these vile, diseased beasts, they’d be hailed as the saint, patriot, and hero they are.
Shit, I’ll take it. Thanks!