Worst case: I bring a heap of dangerous SCP-like shenanigans into this world

Best case: I become someone’s (mine) power fantasy and get a federal job

Mayim Bialik

I unsaw it

The Legend has that if you fire up visual studio 2018 with intellicode enabled, start typing “Priv” and only select the predictions it will write a production ready VB6 program for plant management.

Laser printers are the best. You sacrifice the quality of dense pictures, but gain incomparable speed and reliability. It’s especially worth it if you print less often, because the ink dries up if you don’t print every once in a while and you end up buying new ink even though the cartridge is full, but the toner just sits there indefinitely.

I’ll have you notice that there’s also a gigachad in the meme, not just Kirk

Yes: https://feddit.it/comment/14628419

Counterargument:

Admittedly this is a chat app, so there’s little to do. But still, it could stretch out a little bit more, maybe open the conversation info panel on the right