Jesus is the mascot, Paul is the quarterback, head coach, and general manager.

Most Christians actually worship Paul.

Good

Ooh then have someone describe OCD symptoms and it gets really fun

Obviously

Also entirely possible.

He might have thought you were romantically interested in him, wasn’t interested, and didn’t know how to communicate that without being worried he might offend you.

There’s this concept of a relationship escalator and everybody rightly shits on how much it fucks things up on the back end of erotic relationships.

But in pretty much every kind of new relationship, whether it’s business, friendship, family, or romance, people expect to increase their commitments gradually, in coordination with the other person.

Yes, this means that most people looking to make new friends and lovers expect you to act a little less excited about getting to know them than you actually are. 🤷🏻‍♀️

And they thank you for your compliance.

We’re all making friends here aren’t we.

But seriously, the party doesn’t even respect the primary elections that I have been voting in as a registered democrat who has given many small-time donations and all of my votes over the years.

They didn’t follow our own organizational rules, why should I trust them with my money? They already have my stinking vote.

Not a dollar to the DNC or a DNC candidate.

Never, ever again.