Except your productive daily goals. How’s the tomato harvest going? Killing it!

This works with every propositionpreposition. At, in, on, with, around… The lying liar who cheats is a cheating liar.

Now that’s some well-pressed Olive Oyl

It’s like she’s trying to dam up Niagra

I saw what you wrote before you deleted it and it was ridiculous. I bow to your pedantry.

Also, I laughed way harder than I should have and was too embarrassed to explain to my wife what was so funny.

Jail the pedophiles; release the pedo files

When you get it back, you’ll be able to hear its faint, horrified screams

I mean, what do they have to lose? Just a little wasted time subpoenaing some CEOs and acting flabbergasted while they blatantly lie about not knowing what was going on.

And then politicians using the insane logic of, “if you didn’t know this would fuck everyone, then why’d you let us buy it to fuck people???”

He yam what he yam and he slays what he can

Oh my gawd, her feet in that last cell

Not to mention telling you to go fuck yourself

It should be illegal to use “AI” like this

That would require the people trying to pass laws to deregulate AI to stop trying to pass laws to deregulate AI. But no, that’s not what we want. We want more money going to the top while paying fewer people along the way.

With the way Xitter “reprogrammed” new results from Gr0ck, I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re just copying and pasting from project 2025 and telling whichever LLM to reword everything into legalese so that they can claim ignorance on how their laws are killing their voters.

Hmmm… That’s a pretty valid argument. Now, normally, I’m not a big fan of hitting kids. So that’s why I’m gonna hit you instead. Get over here, you little shit!

Tattorack uses octothorpe. It’s not very effective!

2.a-i (I don’t know how to cite an executive order. Section 2, subsection a, part 1)

seek, in appropriate cases, the reversal of Federal or State judicial precedents and the termination of consent decrees that impede the United States’ policy of encouraging civil commitment of individuals with mental illness who pose risks to themselves or the public or are living on the streets and cannot care for themselves in appropriate facilities for appropriate periods of time;

I see how they’re planning to use “Trump Derangement Syndrome” if they can get it classified in the DS5.

The coolest part about the money crank is never knowing if it’s attached to anything

… A backwards-running clock is right more often… Unless I’m misreading what you meant.

Ah, the mullet of naming your child

“I can assure you that I’m not a pedophile. All of my friends are pedophiles, murderers, and rapists, so I think I’d know if I was a pedophile!”

- Michael Scott