Square: “Alright, we are developing a new game that looks pretty neat. Who is available to come up with the worst names possible for the title, characters, and locations?”

I mean, I’ve shot guns plenty in my life.

I just have never had any desire to own one.

I hope to get through my life without ever feeling a “need” to own any gun.

and “clean coal”

Probably part of the joke. trump would never know that.