I for one am really glad none of the stupid shit I said as a kid is still around. I was a complete dumbass, to the bone. If I saw a post from past me, I would be so triggered.

As a 40 year old man, this was very funny

So you’re saying you’re unemployed?

It’s called an occlupanid, thank you.

Yep, that’s what I was thinking. You pull it off because you like them and it’s authentic to your personality.

I usually change the parameters to things like utm_source=yourmom, just for kicks.

They can conjure hurricanes with cloud seeding and steer them with Doppler Radar, but they’re too stupid to do it the day before the election. Go figure.

They’re doing a great job of it, I will say.

Yeah and if I kept investing $100 a month in the lottery it could be worth $500M today. Or it could be worthless because, as this clown already knows, no one can predict the next 30 fucking years like some clairvoyant.

OK, Biff, if you’re so smart, what’s the play right now? Why aren’t you investigating $100 a month in a small online bookstore that will one day be a tech supergiant?