I’ve heard loads of English accents, but no matter how many of them I’m familiar with, I’ll still read German names in a German pronunciation cause my German brain is used to that.

Me, a German, reading “Hertz” the way it’s meant to be pronounced so the pun doesn’t work (also marvelling at this amazing display of sophisticated humor that we Germans so painfully lack):

As a German it’s completely mind boggling to me that some societies tolerate an ideology that is responsible for plunging the world into its biggest humane catastrophe (so far), for the sake of free speech. Nazi ideology wants to kill free speech. If you truly want to protect free speech, you have to at least limit it to all the things that do not threaten it.

His wife was shocked when she saw that picture because she had no idea he’s a Coldplay fan.

… or even Symfony.