Yes, that’s right, I ordered the Mount Doom soufflé.

Drop a large bowl of candy on their shore with a sign that says “one candy per child” and then come back the next day and count how many were taken.

Mmmmm except Shaq is huge so he’s already basically 2 guys. So with his shares, instead of 0.5 guys it just cancels out to 1.

QED Shaq == Shaq, no?

There’s only one and he’s booked months in advance.

Once one of those damn bottles gets in your hand you start to see how many hinges and other metal, mechanical parts are in your home.

And it’s glorious.