Good. Being a landlord is not a real job.

This quote is the most out of touch boomer shit

This is one of the most punchable faces I’ve seen in a long time.

Ohhh I didn’t know this existed on Lemmy! One of my fave subreddits

FUCK YOU DOFO

Oh honey, are you in the middle of a coke bender?

Nope. He runs the province like a business and only cares how much money he makes.

The fact that this is not a widely known and popular chip flavor makes no sense.

This makes sense

Ok now do Canada

I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that’s technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.

I feel like this is what I would receive at a cafeteria in a haunted hospital

Absolutely. I actually don’t even know how to ride a bike (long story, trauma, etc) but can see with my own eyes how much it benefits transportation in this city. Literally watch from my window the daily car congestion on Bloor but see 20 bikes zip last a line of stick cars in one minute. I don’t understand how people can say that cars are better.

We need more bodegas in neighborhoods