Yeah, like, why learn how to split the atom if all we can do is splode stuff. It’s not like we can cure cancer or power things without emitting planet killing gasses or anything.

we miss you, because we know that the instability in our relationship right now has meant that some Canadians have decided to stay away from their favorite American tourist spots, and we hope you will come back

Fucking whoosh. Americants: you hope in vain.

Not coming back. Not ever. For your treachery, we will grind into dust and ash that which you formerly benefitted from.

Fuck. You.