Banach-Tarski may be relevant here… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach–Tarski_paradox

Maybe depends how hot they are? https://diply.com/viral-video-shows-driver-crash-suv-because-he-was-busy-checking/

She referred to “Mow”. Don’t change the subject. /s

Cool analysis if you happen to have cylindrical onions and infinitely long knives laying around.

Isn’t it “any algorithm that would impress Dilbert’s Boss”? In the vein of “I don’t have to be faster than the bear… I just have to be faster than you”… /s