What a fucking dipstick. Absolutely failure pile of leadership.

A life sized portrait? That really dials it up a notch.

I had a dream last night where I met Donald trump after he gave an appalling speech. I told him his suit jacket still had a label on it and he droned on unintelligibly about nothing while I took Tylenol 1s for some reason. Then I turned into a bird and flew to the airport.

Think about it.

No argument there. Like - independent, self sufficient, smart, capable? Sexy as hell.

Wow.

Sourced.

Terrible advice.

Is it really shocking that we have spineless milquetoast leadership?

No party ran a candidate last election that I’d consider a particularly worthy PM.

Carney is preferable to pee pee poo poo but imo he’s still severely lacking as a PM.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Hail Satan!

Seems to me like doing this is a sure fire way to permanently lose 50% of your chip production.

I see Canada. Walking around like normal people. But it doesn’t know it’s Canada.

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Can I get mine with a side of polyamory please?

If this happened to me I’d probably propose right there on the spot.

THE BUMPS MADE HER VAGINA DO AN ORGASM

There were signs all over my hotel in Thailand prohibiting the consumption of durian on the premises.

Warning: side effects include: a condition known as moneyspend, injury to yourself, strangers, and/or loved ones, urinating in alleys, acute cocaine intoxication, “wherethefucka i”, “what the fuck happened last night itis”, post sexual coitus encephalitis, limp dick, dry vagina, a nagging desire for lager bombs, poor Mexican accents, acute vitamin c poisoning, dehydration, a condition known as dirt knees. If you experience nausea, committing, or good judgment please consult a doctor immediately and consume more tequila. It’s important that you do not operate heavy machinery while taking tequila unless it is a forklift or skid steer.

Have you heard the good word of our dark lord and master, Satan, from whom all human advancements, intoxicants, and good music originate?

How does one play basketball in the woods?

Once a year at the annual African American Lesbians Conference, at the very least.