Wish I had an ostrich as a friend. I bet they’re fun friends for the most part.

“Ey, look! We gotta publish this book by the end of the week and the thermodynamics guy already wasted so much time that we’re behind schedule! Pretend those people were morons, alright?! Now, c’mon, get to writing, you’re on preface duty after that!”

“Ok, so here’s the theme for this one: you’re in the 1890s and you’ve just seen your first lightbulb. All you know is it runs on electricity instead of oil, and that some fucking idiot caught some electricity in a jar during a lightning storm. Go!”

I hope we’re alone in the Universe.

Informing oneself is THE act of rebellion against a system which wants to keep one guessing!

As it damned well should, at the very least! Holy Jesus!

I mean, can you imagine having to pull a straight face when Mr. Jones, the 60-year-old barber-cum-snake oil salesman presents you his fresh 12-year-old bride?!

Or those Princes who married 6-7-year-olds, ffs! I mean, that’s just fucked up, in so many ways besides the mere ““social contract”” bit…

This is, like… “to be fair to Polio, it only started being demonised once we found out what it was…”

What in the Holy Name of Logic is this?!

…can we please have Skynet instead? Please?

… my brain wants to assume it’s “seditious,” but my heart knows any assumption would be bold when it’s about what Trump meant…

“Only beer and Coke come in cans, what are you talking about? Have you ever seen anything else come in cans? I haven’t! And if you have, that was probably fake news.”

“No, no, no, I like Pringles, Pringles are amazing, Pringles are great. Everybody here at the Oval Office loves Pringles, we can’t get enough of’em.”

Edit: on second thought… maybe you’re right, Lay’s come in bags, doubt those paragons of stupidity ever managed to figure out how the can works…

Omg, this guy’s the fucking President of the USA… (I do have object permanence, yes, but he’s so fucking dumb, that I frequently re-experience the shock)

Are you kidding me?! There isn’t a single person I know who wouldn’t at least appreciate those plates enough to chuckle! Those are awesome plates, I’d use those plates even for formal events, the only people who’d be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!

Kinda’ looks like how a psychotic break feels:-?

Many, many victims of domestic abuse would disagree, I’m sure!

That guy was ridiculously correct about a frightening amount of things…

From my understanding of it, the American Dream’s going just fine! The only problem is most people misunderstood that it was about all of them.

Well, that would be nice, but it’s still not all of them. Unfortunately, I own a Zenfone 10 as my main driver, and Asus have not released the unlock tools they promised since Zenfone 9. And, afaik, this is applicable to a lot of the top producers, with a few exceptions.

I can’t wait for the new regulations to properly settle in, hopefully we’ll start seeing full unlocks with the upcoming generations…

At this point, bricking a smartphone by flashing dodgy ROMs is a rite of passage.

Edit: at least it was before everyone started bootlocking like assholes…