It’s an empanada.

Betcha this guy’s a hit at all the parties and with all the ladies.

Last time I went to my cellphone carrier offices to upgrade my hardware, they were already pushing the iPhone 15 or 16, but I went in there and asked for the iPhone 10, managed to get the very last one they had in stock. It cost a fraction of what the latest ones did, does everything I need it to do, and a couple of years later it’s still purring like a kitten.

This book club is more like a book cult.
A cult in which they’re not even interested in reading the book, god forbid they should sprain the lump of white fat between their ears; instead they bang everyone on the head with their impenetrable goddamned book, constantly inciting moral panic, we tell you what and how to think and give us your MONEY, we are closer to god than you and god needs MONEY!!!

You might need a murder of crows for that one.

Where’s the shaman?

Arguably, there’s a lot to criticize her about, but her leading a carefree lifestyle and finding success in publicizing it doesn’t seem like one.

Wanna bet that whoever latches onto the image to jam their lazy uninformed truthiness (as Stephen Colbert coined the term) narrative into, uses the same kind of lazy uninformed truthiness narrative
bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe MuH pURiTeH
to not vote and empower the goose-stepping fascist goons into the federal government and into their communities.

Ritzcoin?

If you are a television show and end a season, any season, on a cliffhanger, fuck you, I’m not watching, I will not endorse anymore you using tired cheap tricks as a crutch for a lack of creativity, talent and regard for your audience.

Potential voters were warned about this shit - among many other things - in 2016 and the sabotage of Merrick Garland’s nomination, the blatant republican disdain for the democratic process, the enabling of fascist frenzy already whistling at full boil.
But vote for a woman?!! When pigs fly!!!

Potential voters were warned about this shit - among many other things - in 2024, the blatant republican disdain for the democratic process, how the fascist frenzy had stormed the Capitol four years prior and people getting killed in the process, the supreme court revoking women’s right to choose, many MANY other things.
But vote for a woman?!! When pigs fly!!!

Non-voters didn’t just shit on their own drinking water, they shat on ALL our water supply. Stubbornly ignorant, erratic, impatient and petty, oh-so-precious-and-pure deadweights that they are.