The fuck…

we ended up hooking up

This is why

The boomers were the snowflakes all along?

Someone smarter than Randy will figure out tweaks and optimisations to allow it eventually.

How does someone with such a shitty personality and dress sense get so smug?

If I looked and acted like him I would want to punch myself in the face

It says something about her that she sold her soul to such a terrible POS.

He always looks like the police just got called to his friends bucks party and his bag of coke is sitting out on the hallway table

Luigi2 or Two-igi?

He was the worlds only example of shrinking face syndrome

https://gardenersmag.com/peter-pepper/

Trump has a heart attack while eating a hamberder and suffocates Vance under him