maga becomes increasingly racist and bbc instantly drops down the rankings. coincidence?

if the usa trotted down this path, their app would pay homage to the tansprayed president and be called MaxDonald. there would be an oversized version dubbed the Big Max. they would even target e-readers with the MaxBook Pro.

the idf will be fuming at this data. they would have expected that number to be closer to six out of six.

behold: the great titan Buttlas.

if you were going the other way and made a u-turn at this point, would you be dublin back?

it’s a fa-a-a-a-ke!

there’s no way a really neurodivergent person would be able to fit that elegant explanation in so small a tweet.

they’ll just rename it to see-ya-later sing sing.

it was $100 after that piece of evidence passed through dozens of sticky official fingers.

it is the one that most looks like an island, though.

i dunno. with all those carpets and tapestries, there must have been some static sparks somewhere!

they would have protested sooner, but they’d used Teams to coordinate and ran into a truckload of technical hitches.

maybe this is all just a clever ploy by the native americans!

google blurring lines again.

so what’s new?

that’s going to result in an extremely painful and extremely satisfying poo.

they should celebrate it at 59, though. 59 is such a prime age.

i don’t understand what the slam here is? i love unadorned grey t-shirts!

if the average signature takes up an area of 20cm² (including necessary padding), and if every person of the 8 billion alive has indeed signed that bat, then the total space taken for the signatures would be 160 billion cm²–or 16km², which is about as big as most airports.

the ratio of length of a baseball bat to its average diameter is 42": 2". since height (h)=42x the radius ®, the equation for the surface area of a baseball bat simplifies to 42πr³.

so if our baseball bat holds all 8bn signatures on its 160bn cm² surface, the radius of such a bat would be ~1066cms, or 11 meters. and its length would be 447 meters or about six 747s stacked nose-to-tail human-centipede style.

(yes, this has been a productive saturday morning, indeed.)

(edit: minor corrections.)

three reasons:

1. power query
2. keyboard shortcuts
3. pioneer for new functions (e.g., xlookup, dot-colon, let, etc)

oh, and excel doesn’t crash like a boeing at annoyingly frequent random intervals.

what’s the joke here? cocaine is nowhere near insidious as sugar; even more so since the latter is wholly legal and supplied in spadefuls in every piece of processed food.

type-2 diabetes is nothing to shrug off.