Mister Potter, your imbecilic actions have made the sesh worse for everyone. You are supposed to corner the bowl, not torch the whole top.

FIVE is RIGHT OUT

I guess having naked concubines walk on your back is out of the picture. Seems weirdly self-limiting, but you do you.

FWIW, I am not strictly vegan, but the vast majority of my meals are. And I am actually lactose intolerant. I do actually like the taste of a really cold glass of whole milk. And ice cream is amazing. If I am having some kind of spread, I prefer real butter to the fake stuff. Dairy is delicious. I just try to minimize my intake and only buy from the farms that spend the most on animal welfare.

Once I learned about how the cows are constantly pregnant in order to produce that milk, and the calves are separated post birth, etc etc, I’m pretty milk racist, tbh.