It sure looks like a Dell XPS to me. Those old XPS cases were nonstandard so it was very hard to upgrade the parts later on.

eMachines had cases that look like that too back on 2006

I think that one predates YouTube. I remember first watching it on a friends computer who shared his files during a LAN party

Yep. I’m on Debian for many years now. Every broken update I can recall was either caused by an undocumented PPA or nvidia drivers (which have finally been fixed, for my card at least)

Surely the other orks would beat it back into line for not being orky enough

Plus it was usually yellowed and sticky with nicotine tar