Most useful stethoscope ever
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Cake day: June 22nd, 2025
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2·3 days agoWhy’s Dan Avidan need that many suitcases?
- wear tops for three days and bottoms for 15 days without washing
It is for the good of all people that this is not the case for me…
There was an episode of the US Apprentice I saw where he brings in his daughter for no fucking reason whatsoever and he’s talking to the contestants like “yeah isn’t she gorgeous? She’s really something. I wish I could date her”
Their elite must be fucking terrified of pangolins
Trump’s list gonna be like
Barack Obama
Michelle Obama
The Obama kids whatever they’re fuckin’ called
Their shitty little dog
That asshole guy who made the diaper blimpAll of them were on that island fucking kids with Epstein until Trump saved the kids and gave them new mommies and daddies and everyone clapped and loved him.
The end.
3·5 days agoShe’s givin’ me them box of severed penises in the freezer eyes
Looks like they were indeed prepared for trouble.
5·5 days agoAn advertising company are advertising at you? Whatever next?
Yeah, it’s a lot of admin for most small providers to be bothered with. Less of a hit to just block the whole UK.
If your product manager is capable of destroying your production data by accident with shitty ai code then you have fundamental infrastructure issues that made such data loss inevitable.
3·6 days agoTearing apart MAGA’s conspiracy theorist wing by having an actual real life conspiracy.
1·7 days agoWeird ass restaurant with their backwards menus
Hooray, I’ve been referenced! Now I’m a real science doer!
1·9 days agoI enjoyed his later work in the Portal series
It comes to something when the Catholics think you’ve done too much killing
What kind of unchristian monster would want to stay home and rest on a Sunday instead of going to the enormous effort of getting the family into all your best clothes, going to the church and pretending to be socially acceptable and normal for a few hours and then cooking a massive meal like god intended?
But does it also not kill the rest of the person? A bullet will kill cancer cells in lab conditions.
I remember that was big a while back. Had a catchy name. Something German.