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Whatever will they all think when I avoid both trends and wear no socks at all?

Probably that my feet stink, I guess.

Like those damned jumping spiders. They freak me out, but I can’t deny they’re cute as hell.

If these are fairies, then are mantis shrimp like some Lovecraftian monstrosity from the arthropod Unseelie Court?

Oh! Well, if Putler says it, I guess it’s right, then.

Trump is such a bitch.

This is just grounds to have a Squatty Potty at work.

What blows my mind is when stupid shit like this comes back into vogue. I lived through so much cringe the first time, and I loathe doing it all over again.

Not that I’m the height of fashion or anything, myself. If not for my wife, I’d be wearing long white tube socks with my shorts.

A-frirmative.

This deal is getting worse all the time…

I lurk, comment, and occasionally post. I’m certainly not one of the 20. I’m not sure what that makes me.

And right there, that’s why I should look things up before I open my mouth. I remembered the 9/5, and forgot the last part.

Just multiply by 9/5 and add 32 and the horror becomes apparent.

EDIT: added rest of formula because I’m an idiot

Oh, no! It’s the Catural Revolution!

An entire book of the chorus to the Meow Mix jingle?

Mega Man 2

Chrono Trigger

Metal Gear Solid 3

Bomb the harbor!

Don’t forget the rabbits sneaking in with fake IDs to mess with my garden…