Listing off the elements of a piece of fiction so you know what’s in it while avoiding the fun of reading it.

I see no benefit to anyone in what you’re doing here.

I’m 50 and I can confirm that all my joints are now aging faster than all my other joints.

Our mexi is newer, more innovative. Better for your pocket and the environment than the old mexi.

Are you continuing the comic, or making an actual aside?

Congratulations on figuring out all men, everywhere, oh sagacious one.

Wikipedia does a better job than me.

Remember that time the Dutch killed and ate their prime minister? Yup.