But a time-honored one

Not fuck life. Fuck your boss

Hasn’t that PATH tunnel collapsed yet?

Mommmm stop feeding me I can catch my own bugs now

Heaven is boring as Hell

Are these those Brexit Benefits ™ everyone talked about yeeeears ago?

Yes. They’re pretty good

Well it’s a Boeing so not too surprising

Shameless sloth propaganda

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“Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.”

Yes. The diaper was a dead giveaway

Why? That’s nicely al Dante

Correction: convicted felon AND kiddydiddler who should release the List.