Joke’s on you, the positions are resume farms and your field isn’t hiring.

I just scatter mine under the fingernails of multiple unhoused individuals throughout the city. It’s a bit of a pain, but it’s peace of mind. I’m thinking of expanding into microfiche hidden in fortune cookies next.

That’s why I sit on the dryer and think about Stamos.

“Babies have developing brains. And gorillas have babies. But what if we gave a developing baby gorilla brain DMT? Jamie, pull that up.”

Agent Richard Fondler strikes again

HaXX0rz

You got your California king, your Wyoming king, the Texas king, and the Alaska king. That’s the best.

Use ARABIC numerals? Not in MY math, hoss!

Noticed they listed a “1/50” on that “pro-Trump PSA” bit. I hope they’ve actually prepared 50 of those.

Ah yes, the thinking man’s “R-worded Animal Babies”