Great! I look forward to our friendship.

How much do you charge for just general friendship?

Is this a general offer? Because that offer sounds kind of incredible.

I appreciate this sentiment and find your posts enhanced by the knowledge, but can’t think of anything to enhance it.

Thank you for following up!

Indeed, that did show up, but it wasn’t the first result and I was amused by the wording of the article I linked.

Surprisingly, Wikipedia doesn’t have an article on the flatulence version of this, just the agricultural one. As such, here’s the somewhat oddly worded first result on a DDG search.

https://www.slangsphere.com/what-does-crop-dusting-mean-slang-the-ultimate-funny-breakdown-you-need/

It’s always fun to see what games you post that I recognize and which you post that require reading your post to identify.

Probably it’s against policy or something like that.

That’s my best guess, yeah.

Wait, were the yeerks hats all along?

My optometrist said not to worry unless I see a “shower of them” suddenly.

I dislike the self censorship, but I don’t mind that it’s half assed. Given that it’s apparently enough to defeat OCR and not meant to demonstrate the morals of the poster, I see no need for the whole ass to get involved.

However, I do appreciate your efforts to reverse the damage.

I briefly worked at a small phone repair shop that didn’t see much foot traffic or get many calls, but we also had a mandatory line to say when answering the phone. I don’t remember the line, but it was a little more than “thanks for calling X, how can I help you?”

Anyway, once I was very tired on shift and got a call, but totally butchered the line, messing it up immediately, then correcting myself with plenty of “uhm” and "sorry, I mean … " added. Eventually I realized there was no recovering, gave up and just stopped talking. After that there was a long silence, followed by the sound of someone laughing their ass off.

Turns out I was fortunate - it was my then-girlfriend calling, rather than a customer or manager or something. When she stopped laughing she said “do you want to try that again?”

I have the same question as your first, but as for the second: probably whatever he’s dropping isn’t the first thing he dropped and other foodstuff has combined to dye the water.

Probably I heard it there, as I played extensively as a kid, but I guess I never absorbed it.

edit: I still am not sure if I like FUTO as a keyboard, but I’m not a fan of it randomly inserting words. Here I have removed one of those.

Unless you’re looking to get your steps in.

TIL why Dean Winters says “brick” to a basketball player in a car insurance commercial.

It took a very long time to find out that “five by five” means “all is well.” In fact, until I looked it up just now to confirm my memory, I didn’t know it was derived from aviation.

For me it was Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver.

Hmm, perhaps. Thank you.