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I know. But that statue isn’t one of a horse, neither was an invasion force concealed inside of it.

I think after that incident with that wooden horse, horse sculptures aren’t very popular as gifts anymore.

“sneezing”, sure. Why is the water coming out of its mouth and nose then?

This must be a monument to the legendarily rare occurrence of someone seeing horses vomit.

Most likely the IT guy thought you were either lying, or are too stupid to actually turn your computer off and on again. Because both is pretty typical for end users. Working in IT with direct contact to “non technical” end users will make you lose your faith in humanity very quickly, because you get to look straight into the deepest abyss of human malice and stupidity all day every day.