Lovely, reminds me of games I have played by Mateusz Skutnik.

Ok so that covers the post part.

Zappa has entered the chat.

Wanna sound super cool with just a few simple licks? Pick up a bass. I liken it to skiing. It’s easy to get passable on it, but takes years and years of experience to actually be an expert.

Yeah, why is this a shitpost? It’s more of a life hack.

I’ve had this odd thought lately that I just want to put into the ether. And honestly, I’ve been a free trade person pretty much all my life, because I think free trade can and should empower societies to trade what they’re best at, and it has the capability to help pull billions out of poverty.

But one thing I’ve always thought was fucked about free trade is the countries that we exploit, that is, those that pay the kind of wages the US suffered through in the 1800s and early 1900s. The kind of labor that works too long and still barely struggles to survive.

What if the tariffs do balance that a bit better? What if American workers get a fair shake to do work for American consumers? What if this awful, awful dark period in our lives somehow gives the Vietnamese or Cambodian worker a better life because the US is no longer willing to buy goods from countries that exploit their workforce?

I personally don’t want to be part of the tomato problem if I can help it. This is on no way an endorsement of the current administration, but why the fuck did it have to be this administration that acted upon this? Why couldn’t it have been prior administrations over the last 30 years?

I don’t understand how this is legal. I thought map drawing had to be done after the census, not every election.

This strategy surely does have other risks. The last general election slightly skewed red by 1 point. You simply need to have the trend shift a point in the other direction and a lot of these and more become blue.

I’m assuming you already know about the Illinois district that’s shaped like a U?

Yo, this ain’t Russia, punk. We got them guns and insta-flu-nesters too.

Oh look, if it’s not the consequences of my own actions. Rest assured they’ll do it again next time too, because the GOP has now sufficiently bribed them.

Huh, shower thought. Over here, we call it corn sweat. Over yonder in the Sahel, They call it reversing desertification.

Kind of corny, I know, but why don’t we just move our corn production over from the east Midwest to the west Midwest?

Window units are not that expensive. Unless landlord is a slumlord, if you say you’re gonna leave if said landlord doesn’t fork up for a window unit, they’ll probably do it. Evicting someone and getting a new tenant is much more of a hassle.

Looks like Bitcoin does indeed suck, but Etherium and one called Avalanche(?) Are more environmentally friendly.

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