ANCHORAGE, AK - International political observers are stunned today after U.S. President Donald Trump made the controversial move of asking Russian President Vladimir Putin for a 20% gratuity, "as a suggested minimum", after selling him the country of Ukraine.
I’d wager Trump has never tipped 20% in his life. He seems more like the “demand special attention, bitch, and tip maybe 10%” type.
He expects to be comped. The tip is him being there.