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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Anon ups his fibre intake

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Anon ups his fibre intake

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • cornshark@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    What story is that?

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2 months ago

      Search for “Sugar free gummy bears review”. There are a TON of super funny stories out there. All of them meme worthy

    • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works
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      Apparently some artificial sweeteners can act as a laxative. So effectively, those gummy bears were strong laxatives, leading to anybody who eats one to have to spend a long time on the toilet.

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        2 months ago

        The artificial sweetener in question is maltitol.

        Also, under no circumstances should you ever use it to make jello shots and give them to your asshole neighbor for the party they’re about to host

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        Not one, but a full bag of them.

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      2 months ago

      The story of peanutbitter

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        What’s that?

        • Azteh@lemmy.world
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          It was a funnyjunk user who ate a whole bag of sugar free gummy bears and showed what the aftermath was of that decision

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