hope this is ok with the sub

  • masterofn001@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    First we blow up the bridges.

    There’s a large concentration of US military bases in Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York.

    There’s no access via land to the 75% of the Canadian population that live in Ontario and Quebec.

    Then we mine the St. Laurence, and narrow waterways near Sault St. Marie and the northern coast of lake superior, the Detroit river and its connection to lake erie.

    Then we round up all the separatists and McMAGA’s.

    Then we give everyone guns.

    Then we take Alaska.