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This kills the joke, but:
It’s all a stage play. SMB3 was the first (and maybe only) game to come out and say this outright, but it makes too much sense in all the others as well. That’s why everyone is still friends and goes out go-karting and playing golf and tennis on the weekends. That’s why we’ve “defeated” Bowser two dozen times including dropping him into literal magma and then he’s back again next game.
No one was ever in danger, it’s just, soap operas are the main export of the Mushroom Kingdom. They sold us a story about love, danger, and the fury of a righteous man, and we’ve been eating up the sequels for 30 years. It’s Mushroom Kingdom Star Wars.
Nintendo made it canon like last week; but Mario and Peach are “just good friends”.
with benefits
Bullshit.
Or recreational tennis.
Or the obscure Mario Teaches Typing. Like, why is a plumber qualified to teach typing?
Like, why is a plumber qualified to teach typing?
They’ll let anyone teach typing. Heck, I was personally taught by Garfield!
Imagine if they kept the Italian accent stereotype so most words he taught you to type were appended with random As.
It’s-a me! Mario! I’m-a gonna teach you-a typing!
Bowser being in Mario Kart is like Osama Bin Laden being in NASCAR.
Since Peach definitely wasn’t being kidnapped, is she or Toad G.W.Bush in this scenario.
Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Nah he just drove over a banana peel and spun out.
It’s either you, him, and your girlfriend racing or just him and your girlfriend racing.
Mario believes in keeping politics strictly out of sports.
They’re really in a poly relationship and Mario has a cuckolding fetish.
I think it’s a turtle
i guess it is funny, but then again what kind of plumbing problems led one into taking part at all ?
Brooklyn plumbing problems
just because they break each other’s balls all the time doesn’t mean they can’t be friends
I would also support my younger brother
Valid.
However I would take part in presenting said lizard with a certain very special crown & see where the night goes.
