• latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      4 days ago

      “Hey, there, hunka’-hunka’, wanna go somewhere more private so I can show you my Ancient Greeks?😏😏”

      Full disclosure, I’m a barely-social straight guy, I wouldn’t know flirting if it cracked my teeth with a piece of wood.

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          4 days ago

          So it’s all just… sexy goofy sarcasm? Oh, crap. I’ve been doing that for a llllooooong, long time without realising it might be interpreted as flirting.

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              2 days ago

              That honestly sounds like a fun time! Would probably mean I’d become completely desensitised to it in a sexy way, but I do love me some playful sarcasm!

              Glad you’ve managed to find someone with a compatible dynamic in these aspects, it’s lovely having a partner with whom you can laugh at the Absurd!

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          4 days ago

          Well, tbf, this’d work on me as well should a flame of the womanly persuasion present it to me (alongside explicit stipulations that “I do, indeed, want you for the sex, Mr. Bond,” signed in triplicate)