Who’s the upper right guy? Looks familiar but I’ve already forgotten who he is/was
Luigi Mangione, accused killer of the CEO of United Health.
Thank you
Who’s the first one? Did I miss something?
Yes you did. A CEO was caught on a kiss cam while having an affair with his HR chief. They did not play it off well, and it got a lot of attention.
That’s all good, I guess, but I was hoping for another dead one.
He was only dead inside.
Still not dead enough.
I’m no shaman, but I suspect if we sacrifice enough CEOs, Mother Earth will ease up on the climate change.
You’d need to drastically up the pace.
Anyone got Luigi on speed dial?
What’s the orcas one?
Orcas have been attacking and sinking yachts. Apparently, CEO Marcus Hale (crypto bro) was sailing off the coast of Portugal last October when his yacht was attacked by orcas. He drowned. Here’s the only article I can find that’s not a video or twitter post: https://www.bitrue.com/blog/marcus-hale-crypto-ceo-death
I can’t find a more reputable link, so can’t vouch for the veracity of this. The orcas have been revolting for a few years, though.
Lmao I hadn’t heard about that one. I will continue cheering for the Orcas.
Same. If arrogant bastards were doing donuts in my garden, keeping me up at all hours, throwing their rubbish everywhere, and scaring away my food, I’d start sabotaging them, too.
Orcas have yet to kill anyone on purpose, and this dipshit was likely collateral damage to them, but if they literally start eating people I’d say they deserve it. Team Orca.
*Wild orcas are not known to have killed a human on purpose. Captive orcas seem to have killed on purpose.
Rightfully so. No one should keep an orca in captivity. We are fucking savages
You’re right, and who can blame them. We’ve treated them poorly.
(I was thinking about one instance, but there have been several, you’re right.)
Could we start doing the ritual more often? Like, weekly maybe?
that’s actually a really good comparison method
According to a /r/theydidthemath conversation, it’s closer to 4 months, but still.
2 months to stop the spread, got it
Spread weapons, not billionaires.
Facts be facts
There’s only 52 weeks in a year
Whilst a lot of CEOs are either not evil, or maybe are just inconsequential (like the CEO of some random startup with 4 employees creating a new app that’s like Tinder but for whatever else), there’s thousands whose companies are ruining our society and planet.
Though if one were to fall a week, that would maybe at least drive some fear into the others.
Thankfully, there’s a priority list.
Oh yeah, I was gonna mention that, didn’t want to seem like I’m actually advocating for anything though. Unfortunate as it is, I may still have to do business travel to the US at some point and while I’m white enough to hopefully be safe, I wouldn’t want them to think I’m planning on taking any action on my political opinions.
