it’s something I haven’t thought about

From the guy who hasn’t been told he’s in the Epstein files.

Well, it’s a good thing our hospitals have the capacity for that, or else they might just throw them into concentration camps or something. /s

What do you wanna bet that, within the next month, a right wing talking head uses that phrase to defend Ghislaine Maxwell?

I’m sure that’s what she’s angling for, but it would be stupid to think that will quell the anger. Not that I’m implying it being stupid means they won’t do it.

Well, if that’s the case, Trump is winning.

More like: “I barely know you and that’s a question I can ask anyone to pad out a conversation.”

I dunno, that’s a pretty high bar to clear.

But don’t anyone get violent with people like this, that’s crossing the line.

Wasn’t for lack of trying, either.

Maybe he can’t afford a car, Karen. Or maybe he doesn’t want to contribute to climate change, Karen. Maybe coyotes care about nature, Karen!

I’m no shaman, but I suspect if we sacrifice enough CEOs, Mother Earth will ease up on the climate change.

“Where do you live?”

“Between Pike’s Peak and the Mississippi River.”

8 hour workday of doing fuck all

I’m not going to argue in favor of 50s gender roles, but fuck off c’mon.