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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue
to all the men out there not getting laid: try less hard to get laid and try more hard to be an enjoyable and relaxing presence
Meanwhile I find I get unwanted attention from women, at a work event they kept talking to me. For some reason pretending to be interested in my clearly boring story. Why won’t she leave me alone? I just want to eat the free food and go home.
I even talked about Linux and that didn’t drive her away.
“I’m sorry, I’ll get some more food.” pretends to get more food and moves somewhere else