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💧🌏 Greg Cocks@techhub.social to xkcd@lemmy.world ·
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"Measure zero times, cut zero times."

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"Measure zero times, cut zero times."

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💧🌏 Greg Cocks@techhub.social to xkcd@lemmy.world ·
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“Measure zero times, cut zero times.”
~ Carpenter who has achieved enlightenment and realized the wood is fine where it is
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https://xkcd.com/3149/ <– shared cartoon
#surveying #surveyor #mapping #spatial #XKCD
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    Serial killer should really be a spectrum.

    The dot as it is just means “serial killer with bad aim”.

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      or “serial killer who enjoys thoroughly slicing & dicing their victims”

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        hack, whack, choppin’ that meat

        coolest sax solo of all time ensues

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          Epic Sax Guy is a serial killer confirmed.

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        I’m reminded of “http-slash-slash-backslash-eacape” and the joke that it’s OJ’s home page URL.

        I think that’s Norm McDonald’s joke.

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      The guy from silence of the lambs was making a dress ffs. That requires measuring.

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      Do serial killers normally break out the tape measure before cutting into a victim?

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        I bet you this guy does

        And this dapper fellow wouldn't dare build a Christmas tree out of incorrectly sized limbs

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      “not all serial killers”

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