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minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoWhich man’s dick do you prefer in your coffee?
minus-squareSassyRamen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoMy own honestly, I like the burning sensation
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 days agoCAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoIf I do, can I get a different barista for my order?
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoYou don’t just slurp it up with your urethra?
minus-squareTheDoozer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoLike an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down5·2 days agowelcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoTo be fair, OP did specify man dick
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 days agoie, it’s cool with women’s dicks inside his coffee. Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
minus-squareNot_Dav3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoWhat are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!
Which man’s dick do you prefer in your coffee?
My own honestly, I like the burning sensation
CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?
You don’t just slurp it up with your urethra?
Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.
welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
To be fair, OP did specify man dick
ie, it’s cool with women’s dicks inside his coffee.
Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!