Imported from a developing country in a burlap sack
Is there a joke I don’t get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?
I took it as ‘i don’t like it.’
ground up and in the freezer
Weak
Without another man’s dick in it 👀
I didn’t realise you had to specify this when ordering.
Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. /s
Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks
I’ll have the cuckaccino with extra milk
with extra
milkmilf
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it!
Hmm
Which man’s dick do you prefer in your coffee?
My own honestly, I like the burning sensation
CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?
You don’t just slurp it up with your urethra?
Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.
welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
To be fair, OP did specify man dick
ie, it’s cool with women’s dicks inside his coffee.
Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!
Up my butt?
I’m just struck by those incredible blue eyes
where even am IA curling gif? In the wild? Yay!
Interesting…
Hot & up my butt?
Had to update my preferences.
Strong and bitter.
Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.
Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: “so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you.”
Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.
little?
Look its three conditions, that’s a lot yo ask, and you need to have some slack somewhere.
Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.
Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?
Irish.
Alcoholic.
Sundray already said that.
Dark and bitter?
Cheap and thin?
Cheap and tasteless?
White and sweet?
Full bodied and hot?
Flat and white
Decaffeinated
With whipped cream on top
Single origin
With pumps of brown sugar
Warm…
Girl idk I think I’m just ordering.
Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.
“Black, Bitter, preferably Fair Trade” - Dr. Krieger
Cheap and prepared by slaves?
I don’t like coffee
I don’t like women
Microwaved because I forgot about them?
