Why Sonic? Well, if you were ~12 years old in 1999, three things happened:

1. Sonic Adventure came out in North America
2. Home Internet access exploded
3. You started feeling funny feelings down there

And that’s what Sonicmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

Nah, man, I’m autistic

“You’re eating that meal again?”

I just said I’m autistic

“You like Sonic The Hedgehog?”

Yeah, man, that’s a prerequisite

“Why are you hyperfixating?”

See the above, bitch

~Mattstagraham

Some of its ironic, some of it isn’t.

The good shit is the stuff that isn’t, but totally is.