Fallout 4, Piper didn’t like it when I flirted with the lounge singer in front of her, prude. I bet there’s a mod that can help me with that…

This reminds me of the Arkham Horror board game and my favorite character: the farmhand. His backstory is that he sees a weird animal out in the field killing the cows. Instead of suffering sanity damage like most characters he just figures: well can’t have animals hurting the cows, so he grabs his shotgun and kills it.

Rewind!

It was from a marketing data aggregator, so it’s presumably getting it from more than self-reported age, knowing how those scum sucking data vampires are.

According to a quick search the biggest cohort of YouTube users is 25 to 34, your account is not older than most people on YouTube. I’d apologize for being a pedantic asshole but I’d be lying, I thrive on it.

I’ve no idea why finding this funny or not is a political spectrum issue. Like even if you wanted to say people of one side or another would be more likely to find it funny or not you shoehorning it in here feels pretty fucking weird, like you were waiting to make it a political thing.

I’m gonna have to disagree that they are the same. Unconditional surrender, occupation of an opposing force, then negotiation to recover leadership of your own territory is not the same as a negotiated cease fire.

I know it doesn’t count as a sci fi show but Dinosaurs. Fuck me that ending…

Imo this was the single best adaption of not just a video game to a show but any media series to a different format. It absolutely nailed the lore, vibe, and mechanics of the game without having to make sacrifices or changes for storytelling and told an excellent new story that fits perfectly within the existing canon. You could literally recreate that show in game (and some dedicated fans probably are).

You don’t have any fingers? How do you type?

John Candy tried to warn us. They’re preparing for an invasion!

It’s less about context and more about “loud shouty human voices”. They also play “Thunderstruck” and that is one of the greatest rock songs God ever saw fit to grace humanity with.

They’ll be fine, they got 9 lives.

My favorite horny game…

In most jurisdictions you have 2 kinds of courts, criminal and civil. Criminal is the government accusing a person or entity of breaking a law and saying they should be punished (fines, confinement, death, etc). Civil is a person or entity accusing another person or entity of harming them in some way and saying they should be punished with a fine. Both trials can technically happen at the same time but they tend to avoid doing that for various reasons.

I believe that was chaotic evil on the chart.