“Tree?? I am no tree, I am an…. Wait keep going, oh shit you’re almost there Burrarrum!”

Tony Hawk pro skater engineering

You make the butter and put that on your potato

Maybe they’re hiring her to plan Trumps next birthday party, she knows what he likes

If trump hadn’t made such a stink, I wouldn’t have heard about the episode probably

“I mean, I am a racist, to a point, fucking n*****s. But then when it comes to nice people and shit, and whatever. I guess we’re all a little racist. Fucking n****r.”

• Terry Bolea (Hulk Hogan)

Im Canadian so once they joined paramount they kinda just vanished here. To be fair they lost my interest with the whole tegridy farms thing that never ended. But them moving to paramount erased South Park off every streaming and tv channel in Canada so you stopped seeing ads, and I sure as hell am not getting paramount plus, that’s enough streaming services

They’re doing an 8 billion merger and 1.5 of it goes to Matt and Trey, god damn those two are swimming in cash

If anyone saw his last public appearance on wwe, the guy got booed out of the building. The wrestling fans turned on him, zapping away his powers of hulkamania. Sadly it was the only thing keeping him alive.

On a side note, Jesse Ventura must be laughing his ass off right now

I was at Rock vs Hogan, skydome. Biggest crowd in Toronto indoor history, the entire Skydome was shaking. I and many others went in there to boo hogan but couldn’t help but cheer him on during that match. Epic. Go watch the crowd during that match, 80,000 going apeshit

The wrestling fans turned on hogan, zapping him of his powers of hulkamania. I heard he shriveled like the dude in Indiana jones and the last crusade and turned to dust

Who cares about Epstein?

“My dear Jeffrey, it has been a fortnight since we last met, and the tender touch of your hand upon my face still brings me fond memories…” -trumps letters to Epstein

Your mom lies to your dad everyday

Is try at your attempt at lashing out over hurt feelings?

She’s clearly posting for attention though

She sounds like an asshole

Is that the Rock autographing munitions?