Okay then anyone who DID vote for him is a big nobody. How about that?

You’ve never had dick on your tongue because you had helicopter parents who made sure you didn’t put anything in your mouth that isn’t food?

Toddler as soon as Mom turns her back:

Licks the couch & sucks on wooden table leg

(your username is kinda epic)

I still don’t understand how he became president when nobody voted for him.

Yay! I’ll be counting the remaining minutes left on his clock, with optimistic anticipation 😉💀

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Sucking on couches & table legs & footballs. Toddlers have a lot going on at school.

Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

AAAGGH how are you narrating my current moment? Making me paranoid, gonna go figure out how you’re spying on me

See what happens when Brendan Fraser eats pizza? He used to be healthy & sexy.

As great as pizza is, it still makes me feel & look like a fat greasy hag afterwards. Pizza is no unconditional hero.

Is that what we’re up against? I thought every time I voice my mind on forums it gets upvoted or downvoted or ignored, but always ultimately ignored 🤷🏼‍♀️.

Well yeah but then it’s back to the addictive aspect. That’s like telling a heroin addict to carry around all the supplies for heroin in his pocket but just don’t do heroin. People trying to recover from heroin probably shouldn’t keep heroin in their pockets.

Jorch looks like he’s repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.

There wasn’t. FierroGamer got way too many upvotes for his stupid comment.